Alina jabs her foot into my foot and breaks her toe nail

Have you ever heard Chinese music? It sounds like Indian music, in that it’s super high pitched and it has some sort of techno taste, in that it repeats the same beat and words over and over again. The best of which was a song that went something like this, “Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year..Happy New Year, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy New Year”. Now just repeat those words in your head in a high pitched Asian woman voice with triangles in the background and you’ll have a nearly perfect idea of what I’m talking about. I had a ball the first time I heard it- rewind to 4 days ago when I was in a change room trying on tight shiny purple capris just for kicks.. the Happy Merry New Year Christmas song comes on and I think to myself “Damn homie.. this song is poppin” so I start breaking it down in the change room and do the Michael Jackson as I come out, (all in my purple shiny pants of course). Alina breaks down laughing, I break down laughing and we both leave the store with purple pants in the bag. [Later that same day, Alina jabs her foot into my foot and breaks her toe nail]. Now little did I know that this would be the first of many times I hear such type of music. They plays it everywhere home slice- in the grocery stores, in cabs and even when you’re taking a pee. Now I described how it sounds earlier, so you can only imagine how pestering it can get after awhile. I am now Chinese Music annoyed.